Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Venus and Serena

disturbing !!!!
They Look Like WTF ; lmaoo smfh

Guess who ?

lmfao - Who do You think this is ?

Lauren Londaon - Babyy on The Way

I Muss Be Late Cuz Never have I Heard Lauren Being pregoo

But She Looks So Pretttty :)
&` The bby Daddy is Supposedly Lil` Wayne - YoNose [ Ill Keep ya Posted ]

Stop, Drop ; Make ya Butcheeks Clapppp







lmfaoo !!

That Girl - Alysia

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Pretty Pretty ME :)





Saturday, July 11, 2009

Beyonce Favs.

If I Were a Boy - " When You Loose the one You wanted , Cuz he's Taking you For Granted And Everything You Had Got Destroyed"


Hello - "I Love to See You walk into the Room Body shinning Lighting up the place"

Smash Into You - "I Find myself in love racing the Earth &` I'm Soaked in Your Love &` Love was right in my path, in my Grasp"

Naughty Girl - "Im Feeling sexy, I wanna hear u say my name boy. If you can reach me , you can feel my burning flame"

He's My Man - " The Love that we Share it lives inside of me . . The heart of his soul it breathes inside of me"

You are my Rock - " You are my Rock , Baby your the Truth. You are my Rock I Love to Rock w. you. You are my Rock your everything I Need. You are my Rock so Baby Rock with me"

Freakum Dress - "Such an attraction, keep telling me how my outfit's so nice. Little did he know my man gonna take it off tonight.

Welcome to HollyWood "Lights, Action, HOLLYWOOD"

Broken Hearted Girl - " Even now while I Hate you, It Pains me to say. I know I'll be there at the end of the Day"

Flaws and All - "I'm a Puzzle yes indeed ,Ever complex in every way ,and all the pieces aren't even in the box and yet you see the picture clear as day"


My Ultimate Favorite Beyonce` Video !

[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uahLDNBult4 ]

John's New Lady

So a Few months ago it has been said that John from John and Kate Plus 8 was having an affair with a school teacher in her late 20's. I didn't believe it at first but then the tabloids began to publish pictures of John and the woman out in public. John 1st claimed that she was just a friend and that he has friends and blah blah. But John cut the Crap. Your cheating ; Its over Fess it up. Your girlfriends own brother is talking about it to earn a quick buck.

Now that John is caught and is getting a Divorce from Kate he's still with this woman. Just a Friend huh. Kate you should cut that Bitch. Anyway I Feel bad for the kids having to go through this and I respect Kate for being strong and living through it.

Gabrielle Union's New Cut


Beautiful Woman ; But I don't Like it
She Looked Better Before

Womp Womp

As I Sit in Bed ; Laying Down Trying to Enjoy My Weekend [ Which was Supposed to be a Relaxed one ] I Receive a Text. Surprisingly from my WONDERFUL [ Hint of sarcasm ] EX. Funny Thing is it Doesn't Even say his Name. Just a Number. Sad thing is i know this number as much as I know how to spell my Name. Ok so my Heart begins to pound. And a Billion questions Start racing in my head " What does he want ? Good thing ? Bad thing ? Whattttt ??? . So After my Hyperventilating i Read the Text. And these are the Exact words " Can you Give my Jesus Charm to someone in summer-School ?" So im Like WTF. What is rong w. this man like lmaoo. Yo I Recall when we Stopped talking in the beginning of this Summer me Offering the Charm back to you. But nooooo someone aint wanna take it so I Sed fuck it. So im Like wtf i asked u if u wanted it before and u aint want it. So this nicca tryna make me go out my way to give his charm to some1 I know he trusts and all this bullcrap when u Could have Had the Charm when i offered it To begin w. Its like He wants to Make me mad and Feel some Type of Way Texting me Out of Nowhere on Some bull Shit. Smh ; My Wall is Getting Thicker and Thicker

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Boys ; Men - Never a Difference

Aigh so I'm Really beginning to be fed up w. these grown ass men on the corner tryna "bag" , "scoop" w.e. the hell u wanna call it. This shit is really beginning to PISS me the FUCK off like Deadass. I Get real mad and discusted. I Feel like i cant walk out my damn house w.o. being looked at in some type of way by some nasty grown ass man. And it be the ugly nasty ones w. no typa chance tht be sayin shit. I'm walking nicca wanna say "Hey Beautiful", "Smile gorgeuous" or my Favorite "Hola Mami". Yoooo Like Wtf where ya kids @ ; Wife ? ; Job ?. Motherfucker go to work. Ughhh
A Fewww Instances :
-Just Yesturday I'm sitiing in Dunkin Donuts w. my Friends and some man walking past w. A CHILD in his hand. Motherfucker has the never to wink @ me.
- One day im walking w. my Cousin and we keep hearing this noise but dont know where its coming from. "pssssst pssssst" . So we looking arounf and i look up into one of the open windows of a building. And i See some Ugly ass Mexican w. no Shirt on out the Window Look'n @ us. Yo i Strted violating his lifee. Like wtf u not no where near cute ; not to Mention 5 feet tall. Like yooo Was goood ????
But the one tht Really Blows mines is niccas tht try to Speak spanish to me. Like motherfucker im not Illegal I KNOW ENGLISH. "Oo Mami Ven Aqui" Mami como estas" Ughh - Smh
Now Leme Get on these Street Corner Boys Right Quick. Why oh Why please someone leme know why. These boys choose to wait till AFTER we walk past to say something. Like do u need a 360 view of the bitch b4 u try to bag. And then they want u to come to them. Homieee YOU callled ME. And then if u ignore cuz they Ugly they get mad and try to come at you. lmao Like Ohh u Ugly anyway. Nicca u wasn't think'n tht Tilll u Got laughed @ by all Ya homeboys.
Smh - The Price u Pay for Being a Pretty Girl

Sunday, July 5, 2009

ROtFL

This Video Thing Is Still Not Working for me

But I just Had to post This






OmFg - Lmfao This shit Had me Cryinggg
Poor Guy - Take a Look . . . .

. . .

My BesstFren` Jimmika ")
She's a New Blogger ; Show Her Some Love

Is it Dat Serious

This Website [ BLOWS MINES ] to the Motherfucking Max.
I Mean ok if its Late @ night &&` U got ntn to do ; Go ahead and Get a Couple of HaHa's.
But what Bothers me About this website is that 1/2 of the time There is nothing Ever Rong w. the People &` @ other times its Just downright Discusting >:o
Visit ; And See For Yourself

Amber Rose`

I Think She's Pull'n It off - No1 But Her huh



Lets not Forget About Chris Brown



Lmfaoooo . . .


Bigger Picture there

Rihanna Sex Video

Ok So the "Rihanna Sex video" has Been Leaked .



I'm Sorry tht I Cannot Provide you With the Video ; It Has beed Deleted " Due to terms of violation Use" >:o


But Here are Some Pictures.

It has the Nightvision thing to it [ Like the Paris Hilton Tape ]. To me It doesnt Look Much Like her. Until I See her and Chris Brown in Action i'll Beleive it.



[ Here is more to add to my Doubts ]


This is Rihanna's Look Alike - Who does Porn !


There is also an obvious difference in breast size .


See

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I'll leave you To your own Opinions &` Interpretations

Drake - Best I Ever Had

- I Still Dont know How to Add a Video onto this [ HELP ]

- But Until I do U'll be Givin URL's


This is Drake's 1st video to Best I Ever Had.


My Opinion : Smh Your Such a Talented Artist and This video was such a Let down. I Was anticipating the Release of thise video for the longest. And All i've been hit with has been dissapointment and a pair of double D's. What Happened Drake ? smh

G R O S S ! ! !

Ok . . [ Deep Breath ]

Its About 12:30 in the AfterNoon &` im Juss Waking Up .


[ To Footsteps, Yelling, Crying, And those Damn Ambulance Syrens ] - I Livv on the 3rd Floor ; Go Figure


Ok ; So After About 10 Mins. of Fumbling around my Bed ; Trying to Cover my Ears w. my pillow [ Tht Never Works ]
I Finally Get up to Take my Morining Pee-Pee &` Brush &` So Forth.


As I Close the Door to the Bathroom ; I Spot something on the corner of my Bath-Room Floor ; [Ohh man I Rlly wanna Cry :'( ]

It is a Piece of a fucking LIFE &` STYLE condom [ AHHHHHHHHHHHH ] >:o :'( :-O




"OMG OMG OMG OMG EWWWWW" - Exact Words


Now i Know damn Well tht It Wasnt Mines b.c. I Havent gotten any in About 2-3 weeks [ smh ]


So I'm thinking like Oh Shit ; My Stepfather is over today As Well [ Idk if he's w. my Mom or not ; All i know is tht He don't Live here &` Comes on Sundays to Get his kids ]

I am Absolutely discusted at this point ; Like Eww WTF ; Your old ! Are old People Supposed to Use condoms ???

Well ; I Didnt Mention it to My Mother [ Akward convo ] ; I just Hope its Gone b4 my Next Urge to Pee

IM SCARRED FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!

Sex and The City ")

Sex and the City . .



"Sisters are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly" -Unknown
Carrie- I love her Uber Mucho`. From her fashion to her Shoe collection As well As her devotion to her Friends. I Also see a Lot of me in her Within her Relationship w. Mr. Big :)
Samantha- Lol. She' knows what Shes doing. I Admire her for her independence and dedication towards herself. She doesnt "Need" a Man in her Life. But i also love her constant sex w. no strings attached. Get it Girllll
These Are My Favorites ; Sorry Charlotte n` Miranda :)
Can't Wait Till the Sex and the City Sequel ; Coming out Nexx Year :)

Top 10

1. Cosmopolitan is my FAV. Magazine.

2. I Have a Huge Girl Crush on Megan Fox <3

3. I am Very Very VERY Bipolar. [ lol ]

4. I am Begnning to have a thing for boys w tattoo's.

5. I Hate SLORES .

6. For Some Reason i've Always Wanted a Gay Boy BesstFrenn.

7. Addicted to Twitter &` Blogging. [ I Think I Need a Program ]

8. Hate Liars, Fakes, Phonies, False Claimers, Bullshiters, Heartbreakers, and Hoes.

9. I'm Seriously Going to Add tracks into my Head :)

10. I Loveeeeee SEX ! ")

Boredom !!

Ok ; So it's 5:20 a.m. And for Some God Forsaken I Cannot Fall Asleep.
I Have Edited and Added A Couple Blogs to my Page To Maybe Gain Some Followers :)


So FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW . . . . . .


So I Guess Following is The new Trend ; What, People Can't Be Leaders Anymore ?
Hmmmm . . .

Do You Tweet ?

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW !!! ")


Fav. Celeb Couples


[ David And Victoria Beckam ]
This Picture is So Sexy. I Don't Like Victoria so Mucc [ She's Very Robotic to me ] But I Loveeee David. This Man is Gorgeous =]. And together they Are a Cute Couple ; Very Sexy and Seductive.



[ Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush ]


Well I Loveee Kim. And I Have Honestly Never Heard of Reggie Bush Until I Saw him on Keeping Up W. The Kardashian's. But I Like what I See. He's SofaKing Sexy. And They Make the Cutest Couple. I Think Kim gotta Thang For Dem Blacc Boys lol.



[ Beyonce` Knowles And Jay-Z ]

Omg ! I love These Two Dearly. I Admire Their Relationship So Much. They Keep Theier Privacy and Aren't Like those other Couples Out there. Can't W8 till U Guys Get Married And have Children :):):)

The Juicee :)

This Blog Givv's You The Latest Groupies Tht your Fellow [ Celeb Crush ] Has Banged ; Details And All . . .
Checck it Out :)

Lord Have Mercy =/

WTF ?!?!?!?
Can Someone Please Explain to Me why This Woman is Pregnant &` Posing Nude W. what I Believe to be a Banana of Sorts in Her Mouth. WTF woman There is a Baby in Your Stomach.
Leme Leave Before I Have a HeartAttack.
DISTURBING !


S E X . . .


Sex Sex SEX

Everyone is Having Sex Now-a-Days. Now im Not Saying Sex is a Bad thing. [ Neverrr ] Sex is actually Very good if U know whaa ur Doing As Well as Your Partner [ Ahem ]. But now People are taking Sex to the Extreme and are Ruining the "Love Making". Lately Sex is Only a Get In. Get Out, Got it, Good Kinda Thing. The intimacy and romance of sex has just faded away. Maybe its Porn ? Maybe its the Media. But sex is not The Way it used to be. We Never Make Love Anymore. Boys NowaDays Givv a Fucc Less Bout who they fucking Unless Thy Gett'n Tht Nut [ Excuse my French ]. But its True. boys have been Reckless. Having Relations w. Sluts, whores, Hoes, and IDK's. Many boys Often forget about standards. Can u Really Bear Looking at Some Nasty Ugly Thing knawing Away at Your Member and Not Caring "b/c Her Head was Mean". Golllyyy. Now Girls NowaDays. SMFH These lil girls out here doing em like its Cute. And it Be the Young ones. Like Sweatheart im 17 and Aint done hlf the Things u Did. How do I Feel Upon tht ? Smh Ladies get it Together. Boys Ya Dont Learn Nor Listen So At Least ; Wrap tht Shet up tight.

School =/


Awh Man ; Ok Well im Coming into My Junior year @ my School [ Frederick Douglass Acdemy ]. Its Safe to say I Haven't Been doing so Great my Freshman and Sophmore year. And at the end of each year I say " Das it Nexx Yr. Im ONIT ! ] But I Started this saying in the 9th grade and have gotten nowhere. Well at least at the begnnin of my Sophmore year i worked so hard. And was so excited for my Report Card to juss find Out tht All i Got was a 79. This was a Bummer for me B/c i was Honestly so excited and Confident i Had gotten an 80 or Better. But Nopee ; Once Again [ FAILURE ] I Guess my mom was Happy w. it b.c. I Passed every class w. a 75 & better. But is a 75% all i Can achieve. ? Smh ; And damn my Daddy Doesnt make things any better. Speeches Speeches SPEECHES [ Im Sicck Of Em ] " Analiz You have to understand that Your education is Most important" bla bla bla . Ugh i Mean i try hard . but Sometimes i juss get So Lazy and Have tht IDGAF Mood at times , I begin to Say FUCK SCHOOL . But then I Look @ my Mom and aunts and Dad. None of Which went to college or Even finish Highschool. I Refuse to Be like Tht. I Need to get My Shit Together and get my Priorities and Responsibilites in Tact. I Refuse to end Up where Everyone Already Assumes I'll end Up

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Cosmo !!

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Now This Shet Righ Here ; Call It my Advice Column, My Stress Reliever etc. Cosmo Got me Throught my [ Beginning Stages of Sex ]. It Has Tought me so mucc. From wha to do &` Wha not to Do. Postions , Shet tht niccas Like So on and So on. I Have a Large magazine Collection. But the one I Crave the Moss is my Cosmo. This Shet Keeps me Updated on Sex As well As Fashion and So forth. Get me a Cosmo &` Starbucks &` Ill Be Your BestFrenn Swerddd Uppp lol. :)
&&` Where Da Fucc is The Cosmo W. my Wife [ Megan Fox ] On da Damn Cover ????